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(After all three judges watch Peppa, the first judge's head shrivels up, the second judge's head explodes into pieces, and the third judge's face is melted off his skull.) Hitchhiker: Don't worry, your daughter has a "secret talent". Judge #3: Who even gave birth to this abomination! Zero.ĭVD bitch: Hey! How dare you insult my daughter. Judge #2: I agree! She's very unappealing. Judge #1: She's ugly! I'll give her a three. Hitchhiker: Well, I was released from a mental institution a few months ago.ĭVD bitch: Alright. Hitchhiker: My name is Fred Figglehorn and I'm six years old. Peppa: Also, what is your name, hitchhiker? (DVD bitch, Peppa and the Hitchhiker are suddenly transported to the beauty pageant.) Hitchhiker: (in an Italian accent) We have to make spaghetti. Peppa: Why are vampires so tall? (eyes turn yellow) Hitchhiker: I ain't no hitchhiker anymore.
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Hitchhiker: FURRY! (transforms into a vampire)ĭVD bitch: (howls at the full moon) ROAR! Peppa: OWWWWWW! (starts growing hair all over her body) Shit, I'm gonna be a werewolf. (singing) Can't you see, DVD bra?ĭVD bra: You're a vampire, bitch! (morphs into Mummy Dog) Peppa: The hitchhiker's eyes are yellow and looks like he's experiencing unusual hair growth, mummy.ĭVD bra: Nope. Hitchhiker: Eric Cartman - To Yule (1986). Hitchhiker: I'm a werewolf! Full moon tonight.ĭVD bra: Fuck you. Hitchhiker: Is that boy's colo- (his head explodes) Cause' that's true, look!ĭVD bra: They buying like a loan, yeah, I smell good. Hitchhiker: (singing) I feel like I'm a werewolf. Let me educate ya, and I ain't talkin' book.ĭVD bra: Panera is your home, so stop calling my phone. The competition shook.ĭVD bra: These guys up on me. Peppa: We're gonna be late to the pageant.ĭVD bra: Yo, it's Tessa Brooks. (Peppa takes the hitchhiker's dead body and throws it into a nearby river) Hitchhiker: I WILL NOT DIE! (howls like a wolf as he collapses to the ground)ĭVD bra: Bitch, I don't feel like carrying his body. Cause' we'll bring all sorts of candy.ĭVD bra: I don't care what anyone says to me. (his face starts to melt)ĭVD bra: (starts singing) Our barbeque will be dandy. (transforms into DVD bra, retaining her inflating body) (Just before someome says something, Peppa starts shrinking.) We gotta have the cookies until the ages she's become. Hitchhiker: (starts singing) We got some cookies for Angelica Pickles. Does Miburi-TV air on the Island of Soda? Hitchhiker: (inside the trunk) Hey, it's Fred! Mummy Pig: We'll get a God damn snack after we cremate the body. Let's drive off before someone finds out. She puts it in the trunk of the car, and goes back in.) (Mummy Pig gets out of the car and picks up the dead body. Peppa: Mummy, what are we gonna do? You're going to jail. Mummy Pig: Well, you're sleeping in the trunk tonight, miss. Mummy Pig: Today Peppa is going to compete in Miss Sweet Soda. (Peppa and Mummy Pig are inside of a random SUV.) Mummy Pig: (offscreen) She's a very sweet sow. Peppa: (offscreen) My name's Peppa and I'm a beauty queen, bitch! My mummy takes me to beauty pageants everywhere.